In the past several years I have made my living doing the thankless, sometimes glamourless work of telemarketing. I call homeowners and try to persuede them to take a look at our company’s home improvement products. Amongst the folks I converse with, many of these are the elderly, men and women in their 70′s, 80′s and 90′s. When these nice people tell me they are “old”, a senior citizen, I ask them, “WHAT IS YOUR SECRET FOR SOUNDING SO YOUNG AT YOUR AGE?” The following are the answers to this question:
“WHAT IS YOUR SECRET FOR SOUNDING SO YOUNG AT YOUR AGE?”
“I meet the challenges as they come!” – 80-year-old man
“I don’t even look it! I wanna live to be 100! My doctor says I’ll outlive him!”
– 88 year old woman -
“My mother had good genes!”
– 87-year-old woman -
“I keep laughing…and love everybody!” -86-year-old woman
“I’m just finishing up a manhattan cocktail!” – 90-year-old man
“It’s a camoflage!” – 88-year-old woman
“”Oh hell, I walk 11 miles a day!” – 87-year-old man
“A healthy father, good genes!” – 92-year-old lady
“A lot of sex!” 74-year-old man
“Drinking hardly!” – 86-year-old man
“The good lord has been considerate to me!” – 86-year-old man
“Good thoughts” – 86-year-old woman
“Lots of good vodka!” – 79-year old man
“I’m deaf and blind. I’ve been that way for years. I simply cannot die! That’s the problem – I want to die, but I won’t!”
– 93-year-old man
“Because I don’t want to end up in Rockville – under the ground!”
– 99-year-old man
“Good living; a good marriage. These are things older people say that makes them feel blessed. I was married for 63 years until I lost my husband”
– 90-year-old woman
“I work every day!” – 90-year-old man
“I’m fine and doing well’, I tell people; and by this time in the afternoon I actually believe it!”
-85-year-old woman
“My cook!” (his wife he was referring to) -90-year-old man
“I just keep a-goin’!” – 99-year-old woman
“Just good genes, I guess!” – 91-year-0ld woman
“I’ve got arthritis, a wooden leg, and bones crackin’ – but doin’ great!”
- 98-year-old woman
“I drink a lot of milk!” – 85-year-old woman
“Walking, working and volunteering!” – 85-year-old woman
“Whaddya mean? I’m in a wheelchair!” 90-year-old man
“I’m awnrey, I guess; If you’re healthy and happy, that can do the rest!”
– 80-year-old man
“Positive thinking!” – 81-year-old man
“Go, go, go! I don’t stay home!” – 77-year-old woman
“I was born in Texas – They never shut up there!”
– 88-year-old woman
“I don’t know, but it’s not that great to be old.” -woman in her 90′s
“Good livin’” - 97-year-old woman
“Pretense!” – 82-year-old woman school teacher
“We’re always keepin’ busy!” – a couple: her 92, him 91
“I worked full time until I was 70. I’m still the president of my own corporation. I retired two years ago.” – man in his 90′s-
“I never smoked; I never drank; I never even drank coffee! No bad habits!”
- 82-year-old woman
“Good old Italian blood!” – 87-year-old woman
“Well….I’ve worked hard, played hard!” -86-year-old man
“Good vodka” – 93-year-old Russian man
“I think I sound kinda old!” – 75-year-old woman
“I have my mind, but that’s all!” -92-year-old woman
“My secret for what?!” – 91-year-old man
“I may sound youthful, but I don’t look it! I have bad knees….I just keep goin’”
– woman in her 80′s -
“Keep goin’, keep keep workin’!” – 83-year-old man
“”I try” 81-year-old woman
“Hard work” -84-year-old woman
“Keeping a sense of humor!” -90-year-old woman
“After I lost my wife this year I’d rather think of only positive things – and so that is what I do!’
– 83-year-old man-