In the past several years I have made my living doing the thankless, sometimes glamourless work of telemarketing. I call homeowners and try to persuede them to take a look at our company’s home improvement products. Amongst the folks I converse with, many of these are the elderly, men and women in their 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. When these nice people tell me they are “old”, a senior citizen, I ask them, “WHAT IS YOUR SECRET FOR SOUNDING SO YOUNG AT YOUR AGE?” The following are the answers to this question:
“WHAT IS YOUR SECRET FOR SOUNDING SO YOUNG AT YOUR AGE?”
“I meet the challenges as they come!” - 80-year-old man
“I don’t even look it! I wanna live to be 100! My doctor says I’ll outlive him!”
- 88 year old woman -
“My mother had good genes!”
- 87-year-old woman -
“I keep laughing…and love everybody!” -86-year-old woman
“I’m just finishing up a manhattan cocktail!” - 90-year-old man
“It’s a camoflage!” - 88-year-old woman
“”Oh hell, I walk 11 miles a day!” - 87-year-old man
“A healthy father, good genes!” - 92-year-old lady
“A lot of sex!” 74-year-old man
“Drinking hardly!” - 86-year-old man
“The good lord has been considerate to me!” - 86-year-old man
“Good thoughts” - 86-year-old woman
“Lots of good vodka!” - 79-year old man
“I’m deaf and blind. I’ve been that way for years. I simply cannot die! That’s the problem - I want to die, but I won’t!”
- 93-year-old man
“Because I don’t want to end up in Rockville - under the ground!”
- 99-year-old man
“Good living; a good marriage. These are things older people say that makes them feel blessed. I was married for 63 years until I lost my husband”
- 90-year-old woman
“I work every day!” - 90-year-old man
“I’m fine and doing well’, I tell people; and by this time in the afternoon I actually believe it!”
-85-year-old woman
“My cook!” (his wife he was referring to) -90-year-old man
“I just keep a-goin’!” - 99-year-old woman
“Just good genes, I guess!” - 91-year-0ld woman
“I’ve got arthritis, a wooden leg, and bones crackin’ - but doin’ great!”
- 98-year-old woman
“I drink a lot of milk!” - 85-year-old woman
“Walking, working and volunteering!” - 85-year-old woman
“Whaddya mean? I’m in a wheelchair!” 90-year-old man
“I’m awnrey, I guess; If you’re healthy and happy, that can do the rest!”
- 80-year-old man
“Positive thinking!” - 81-year-old man
“Go, go, go! I don’t stay home!” - 77-year-old woman
“I was born in Texas - They never shut up there!”
- 88-year-old woman
“I don’t know, but it’s not that great to be old.” -woman in her 90’s
“Good livin’” - 97-year-old woman
“Pretense!” - 82-year-old woman school teacher
“We’re always keepin’ busy!” - a couple: her 92, him 91
“I worked full time until I was 70. I’m still the president of my own corporation. I retired two years ago.” - man in his 90’s-
“I never smoked; I never drank; I never even drank coffee! No bad habits!”
- 82-year-old woman
“Good old Italian blood!” - 87-year-old woman
“Well….I’ve worked hard, played hard!” -86-year-old man
“Good vodka” - 93-year-old Russian man
“I think I sound kinda old!” - 75-year-old woman
“I have my mind, but that’s all!” -92-year-old woman
“My secret for what?!” - 91-year-old man
“I may sound youthful, but I don’t look it! I have bad knees….I just keep goin’”
- woman in her 80’s -
“Keep goin’, keep keep workin’!” - 83-year-old man
“”I try” 81-year-old woman
“Hard work” -84-year-old woman
“Keeping a sense of humor!” -90-year-old woman
“After I lost my wife this year I’d rather think of only positive things - and so that is what I do!’
- 83-year-old man-